yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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