is your mom at the bar?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
sex on a bike is impossible
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