How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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