i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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