But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
