apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
false alarm. still invincible.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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