just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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