whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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