Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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