love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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