I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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