Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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