I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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