so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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