I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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