On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it hurts more in the daytime
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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