the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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