I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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