Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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