Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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