why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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