DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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