Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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