Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I lost the right to judge tonight
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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