Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My dad just said "fuck circus"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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