covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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