he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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