i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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