How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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