She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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