And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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