i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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