I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
