Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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