I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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