sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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