chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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