my vag is so smooth its legendary
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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