More tranny stories later!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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