I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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