3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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