I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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