I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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