is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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