i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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