susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Pants are for mortals
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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