i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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