that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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