Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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