I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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