HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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