I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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