used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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