Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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