if i died would you start the facebook group?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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