he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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