With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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