Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize