nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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