considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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