ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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