I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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